Friday, April 13, 2007

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As of now there is nothing new.

This was

's Blogger.com, I am now on his own. Thank you for a year hospitality.



From today it is further http://barmblognord.com .

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Public Masterbation (10)

brief suspension of the program

The Barmblog is currently closed due to relocation. From this week's go on with your own domain. Put up at the moment up to our ears in WordPress. The new URL will be published here as soon as the boxes are unpacked and I'm over there I made a little cozy.



In the meantime, I recommend a few blogs from my blogroll. Or just wait.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Something Stuck In My Urethra

help themselves at the expense of frozen pizza

In House next to the WG the former girlfriend was on the same floor of a residential group of the International Federation (ib) is housed. We welcome this group home very quickly As for only the Bescheurten children (BK, Digger Alder!), At least since the night when at three in the secondary housing a clock radio - at full volume, but without someone which would be aroused. The only people who were woken up, was the girlfriend and me. And lots of it. It was a warm summer night, not only we had the window open, even in the abandoned apartment next door had been left open the window. The hope that this was just a brief scare off the radio and someone soon dispelled, after ten minutes. Close the window to put anything.


So I packed up all my courage, got dressed and went with the house keys to the house next door, in hopes of ringing in the house awake but someone can. The house keys fit well on the neighboring house and the houses belonging to the same owner.


four stairs down to the street next door, open and four flights of stairs again. At the top, of course, nobody made the door - it was also not there. be With the frantic noise that emanated from the radio alarm clock, there would have no more. Somewhat helpless I thought about what to do now was to sleep to not think and still maintain a three-quarter hour, went out on the alarm clock then alone, I would not expect us.


The solution was easy to grasp: For some reason there is the fuse box, not inside the home, but in the stairwell. Short scruples whether the refrigerator contents were quickly swept aside, was a brave grip on all switch and * clap * peace. Rest, as soft as the finest peach skin, the sweet, the awaited my return in the next building. I mounted my horse and rode back over to the bed and could make a small dent in my Skurrilitätenhölzchen.


The key equality we came here very location - not months later it was to leave quite so gimpflich. But I'll tell another time

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Dzierżysław Kopalnia

My Gadget Zoo leads an interesting life of its own

I have the nose full. In the future, there's less here to read stories about Eletronikdinge out of my budget: the gadget with reading and lead a life of its own. Definitely. In January, Mathilda (my iPod) here read along and last night the mouse ball (to call it as harmless) walked my Mighty Mouse broken as soon as I had once a remark made about it. Have now worn the Beast to customer service. Grrrr ...


At least that's confirmed but my Tick that all have things a little soul.


Addendum


clean the scroll ball plays


is on the repair list that has been completed, the technician, after he found my mouse for error-free. And me, a city known neurotic-compulsive mouse ball cleaner! No mouse, which I immediately from all layers of dust from dried when they get under my fingers and I feel this Huppeln hated the mouse ball. Well, the mouse is over and I can pursue my passions again, although the smart laser-guided mouse has no ball even more.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Mount And Bladeloader

from the early days of the Internet

on the website University Library Osnabrück, summer semester around 1995


The opening times can during the holidays, please see the notice board.


D'oh

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Saved by a lawyer

I did not have much on that day: late morning for inspection by a dentist, I had an appointment at noon in the cafeteria. There were holidays. Great opportunity to get back and sleep off to recover from the strenuous study.


The girlfriend was not so good, they had to leave early to go to jail. visit was not due to own misconduct, but with the lawyer, where she did an internship, a client. That was probably the Moments in law school, in which it is received a little more alive. Sorry, but also in the morning a little earlier than me, the spree quality academics.


We had stayed with her in the flat she shared with three others. Friendly way, I was still allowed to lie a little to no before visiting a dentist to go again for an hour home to. I got up a little later, quickly brushed my teeth and wanted to make a hasty but noted that the apartment door was locked. Dirt. The roommate. They did not know that I was still there, had left and had the door closed. The girlfriend and I were indeed thick with each other, but because of Veto the roommate I had not have their own keys to the apartment. I was imprisoned.


fate. I began to set up a long day alone. First I called the dentist and canceled the appointment. Not without laughter of the nurse when she learned of my misfortune. Then I called in the law firm, but the friend and the lawyer were on their way towards the prison. They gave me but because of the precarious situation the mobile number of the lawyer. I got lucky as well as directly to the stripper. He was curt, but I handed on to her friend. They also listened to the story, said that they're doing nothing could and I should make me a nice day.


I did as I was told. Put under the shower. While I was soaping, the bell rang loudly at the door. I took it with a shrug, so could not open anyway. But it rang frequently and violently. A few minutes later there was a knock at the door. Meanwhile, lightly dressed in a towel, I asked about the desires of the visitor:


Locksmiths! I would open the door and swap out the castle!


But ... but ... but ...


sooner that I knew it was the open door, the man from the key service grinned at me, me a new set of keys pressed in the hand and said goodbye friendly. Stammered my question, who had instructed him because he beantwirtete already on the stairs going down:


A lawyer!


's voice was and disappeared. I was free! Probably I have seldom looked so stupid in the scanty underwear. I was a free man go, and could leave the apartment behind me!


Not quite. Finally, the game had turned. I had previously been the only without key, I was now the only with key for the apartment. Neither the friend, would have the roommate the chance to come in in the apartment when I would go now. The old castle was built, the key useless.


About as worthless just regained my freedom. Fucking shit. It was about the year 1996, it had still not every student a mobile phone, so I'd have none of the patients can achieve.


from the affair, I saved myself, finally, as I threw the new key in the letterbox of the flat (with an explanatory note) and attached a note on the door on the fifth floor that you a look at the return contact in the letter box should. That helped. Now I was really free.


epilogue


Neither the roommate or the property manager found this story particularly funny. The housemates, however, were already very fun free, so I did not make that much. All the more fun was the lawyer. After the friend had told him about the mishap that is, he laughed up crooked and remembered that it is the key service being owed a favor. I do not know whether the lawyer got into trouble because he had taken a cell phone in prison. That is forbidden, but that day I was very right.

Monday, April 2, 2007

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's what it is today in XKCD of the mouse at Notebooks are seeing is, incidentally, also largely for the small Nubsi on the Mighty Mouse with which I control my MacBook.


And before someone comes to silly ideas: Yes, the notebook is a girl called Nikita. No: the woman's name absolutely nothing to do with the mouse. I v ask me stupid comments.

Sunday, April 1, 2007

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right wing gematria

The right-wing radicals are indeed primitive in our minds, but for numbers game to have you. As they pull out some mysticism. Particularly the 1 and 8 have done it to the neo-Nazis, as the first A, H, the eighth letter of the alphabet. It can tinker Hitler's initials, or even the Nazi salute in the form of the number 88 symbolize. was


early nineties it in Mölln a meeting of right-wing scene, who called himself Club 88th It was at that time by the media and the relationship between the number and the neo-Nazis was hardly a secret to anybody. Except maybe the people who avoids unnecessary in Mecklenburg (!!!) Fleesensee the Village, and just the youth center called "Pier 88" gave up because it containing eighty-eighth in the house of the resort was. In my letter to the management of the village in which I pointed out I never got an answer.


Now tell me the faithful Eckart reader's attention to a press release, which I Although noted, had had but I thought nothing. For convenience, I quote it here for once again Mirror Online:


"agreement after years of litigation. KarstadtQuelle will compensate the heirs of the expropriated by the Nazis Jewish merchant family Wertheim According to the Jewish Claims Conference, the Company pays 88 million euros."


given Eckart:


88 million, right? Moreover, one could give to the heirs in the department stores a thousand-year-old discount of 1.8%. Just as a idea.


whether as well behind more connected? The heirs reinzuwürgen again later one? Let the conspiracy theorists of the lines!

Saturday, March 31, 2007

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bad buy? Product change?

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When I just opened the package a few weeks ago purchased a new vacuum cleaner bag and looked inside, shaped in my mind whether I had not accidentally bought a pack of diapers.

Friday, March 30, 2007

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still a bad discharge

on a tour boat in Doubtful Sound. I stood on deck, I let the wind whistle around the nose, trying to drive a little conversation with the American next to me. I spoke to her, she looked back hurt strangely and said, ".. I'm going downstairs Do not follow"



Stupid cow.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

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Ill dissipation (self-braided, unsolicited basket)

is all the terrible day when we will gesiezt the first time by young people from their own peer group. One would like to ask now the nearest retirement home for asylum, but at least run to the doctor to begin with check-ups, is as old one before it. When this first happened Gesiezt are also a student pub, one can disturb the very beautiful. If the whole thing - to have put a lead on it --- in a basket, you think of spontaneous suicide. And if that happened? Guess!


George and I were sitting in the center of our city sponsored event University town. Yes, exactly, this mixing thing a pub, community center and cinema that there is anywhere where there are role-playing groups and Latin American cultural associations. In our case it was the "warehouse" in Osnabrück. It was an evening, as we had plenty of 1998/99, we drank our wheat beers and enjoyed the young ladies running around. The little red-haired waitress that I had seen often in the cafeteria at noon, came up to us and placed the evil question:


If you both drink too little?


That's it. Nothing would ever be the same again. The little red-haired waitress had gesiezt me. Like a sledge hammer hit me in front of the frontal lobes, the plural form of address in the third person. I was so taken aback that showed my articulator light lepers and I somewhat vaguely asked


Siezt you tell me in the cafeteria?


Except that all those present (and George - the little red-haired waitress - in particular) have understood:


you see me in the cafeteria?


first I did not understand why George was sitting at one with his mouth open and looked at me as if I had just tried to dig up the little red-haired waitress must - though I was still in good hands, then. It dawned me, but the sentence was said and she had even understood me wrong.


She was also amazed. Asked back:


you study it?


Phew, there it was again, the "you". Anyway. Nevertheless, from then on everything went down the drain:


Yes, computer linguistics.


I answered, in the vague hope of being able to salvage something. But that was futile, the decision was made:


Ugh!


she said and disappeared.


the little red-haired waitress I had then, of course, often seen in the cafeteria. Me probably. But she never gave a friendly sign of recognition from him.


Eventually I left the city.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

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Short gimmicks

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All who do not just go over to the fast times just geography quiz in the SZ and try to beat my 454 km deviation!


your high scores in the comments!

Monday, March 26, 2007

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Dave Chapelle Block Party: Bed Stuy - Do or Die

I'm on a little longer to get out of the hip hop business. Not on the active side, I never stood on a stage (where: the Greek, and I had in the eighties a kick ass Kurtis Blow imitate it: I was walking down the avenue the other day when I've heard this crazy sound ...), but I heard a lot of hip hop. The early nineties, I discovered the Beastie Boys away from Partygegröhle and sank in Cypress Hill, House of Pain, Public Enemy and the other bands that have played a lot back then. But the fascination with American hip hop more and more important to the interests of German HipHop. At one point I was completely out and discovered other things. If I hear hip-hop today, it's usually fixed when any pseudo ghetto kids hang out with blaring mobile phones in the subway their gangsta attitude. There's not much appetite for this music.


So I was a little skeptical when my little brother R. and independent manner, the film Dave Chappelle's Block Party, put his heart. On Saturday night it happened: I had the film Amango kindly sent shortly after the release of the DVD.


The comedian Dave Chapelle has to deal with this project a dream have realized: bring together one day, the crème de la crème of hip hop in a side street in Bedford-Stuyvesant in Brooklyn and to organize a very rich concert with about 5,000 people. The film documents the preparations of the concert, brings the inhabitants of the area to catch the mood behind the stage and accompanies a variety of people from Chapelles Hometown Dayton, which he invites to New York to come here and to be. eingesprenkelt are constantly short comedy numbers of the host.


So I dive into a DVD per day in Bed Stuy, an area that strikes me again and again since 1989, I first saw Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing".


Does it work? What can I say: Just to be a concert film. Just to be a documentary. Just include music, a comedy film to be.


And of course music, music, music at its best, far away from simple beatbox and thickness-eggs-behavior: hip-hop, funk, soul - so much of everything that you get an idea without it is monotonous or too much. This is supported by the intelligent interface, which dispenses with chronology to find the music again and again to present the people about the concert: Musicians, spectators, neighbors.


The party culminates in a reunion of the Fugees. A surprise for the party guests, which the remarkable event is billed as the "alternative solution to a technical difficulty." As Lauryn Hill's record company give the rights for the pieces was, she abruptly brought together the band's first time in seven years on the stage. The enthusiasm of the audience makes even with people like me that the music does not have much to have to do for a cold chill down my spine. Now I am looking forward to just order the CD and Mos Def I wonder if I can still inspire a second time for the hip-hop.

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in their own right: Today I got my new phone and am now available again under the normal number. This condition is now hopefully last a little longer. How do I know my luck, anything between two weeks and one year. entered

Sunday, March 25, 2007

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time change not only in our

Since a few weeks ago Skype in my life and always running when the laptop is running, my plan for the global control of one step forward, I see which of my Buddy is now online.


I especially notice it when a friend B., who was in Whenever I 8:00 p.m. to 20:30 clock sitting at the computer, the computer in recent weeks that typical "Blub" sound, as if to almost exactly the other side of the world very regularly enters his workshop and boots up his computer. In the months of October to March, there were twelve hour time difference between Central Europe and New Zealand, the Kiwis are ahead of us half a day.


Today was the "Blub" until 22:06. Hm? Long sleep, down there? Nee, who's about time conversion, set back from summer to winter time, while from winter to summer time . Imagine Thus, there are now only ten instead of twelve hours difference and has come as quite normal to work.


who imagine such things only bad and a little visualization of brightness and darkness takes on our planet, should look more OSXplanet .

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poaching in the interview

Anyone who has worked around the turn of the century in the IT sector, has its little pool of stories about the oddities and the madness that prevailed at that time. My little anecdote, which I do sometimes like to spread today, comes from an interview I conducted in January 2000.


relatively fresh after graduation and dissatisfied with the overall situation, I was looking for local and professional change. It was only fitting that the emerging and equipped with abundant capital telecommunications company for which my roommate during the week working in London, urgently looking for people in the IT sector. More specifically, a system administrator.


The interview was quickly organized. I sat across from three people, the leading IT chief was a well-known consulting firm. The interview went great, we became quickly agreed that I would be a good candidate for the job. The friendly IT Consultants, Chief insisted on it, put me in person to the street and to show me in which the adjacent building worked my roommate.


In the short elevator ride down there was the following dialog:


He: Alexander, after what you have told everything that you sound like someone who guides like people who like to project power, as someone who likes ... advises.


Me: Yes, I would imagine so.


He: Then I'll give you even my business card. If you ever want to get a look in the area, log in here with me.


immediately after this little subtle Abwerbeversuch after the interview I knew that I did the thing with the system administration again should think twice. I hired a little later as a consultant. But there has not been at the company, which I frankly Sun to the heart. With their moral standards, I would not get along.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Joint Birthday Wording

fun with balls

The ORION erotic shop on the Fuhle's currently the Joy Balls quite favorable. Actually, no interest for me, if only for anatomical reasons, I can do with balls vaginalmuskelstärkenden nothing.


Internally, I had to laugh though when I read the manufacturer's name on the poster read: JOYDIVISION. Whether the bullets sing at work secretly and quietly "Love Will Tear Us Apart"?

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

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The total scientific USB cup warmer-test

The A. has given me something: a cup warmer. Not any, but - according to the receiver completely geekgemäß - one with USB power. There are now no more, that does not exist with a USB port. 've Been reading the latest of the annual December Pearl Catalogue of the opinion that USB is only secondarily a standard for data transmission. Primarily, however USB is used to supply power to gadgets. Not much power that gives the specification is not applicable, probably not enough for a fondue set or Grill . But at least a cup and its contents should you can keep warm with USB power supplied, is not it? An attempt to prove it. As the temperature developed by leciht heated water in a heated tank?


I have the following thought experiment setup: Two coffee cups are filled with 29 ° warm water. A cup is placed on a preheated cup warmer USB. At intervals of 10 minutes is determined by the analog tea thermometer the temperature of the contents of both cups. The use of two cups, we see not only the Wärmeffekt the device in absolute terms but also relative to a non-heated cup. The whole does not take place under laboratory conditions, but for an indication the effectiveness it should be sufficient. The room temperature is 22 °. Who asks for the air pressure, can I slide down the hump, I'm much, but not a physicist.


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The experiment begins (note the red activity light on the cup warmer):


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After about 20 minutes I kill the two measurements un attempt. The results:







time cup (warmed) cup (comparison)
clock 18:00 29.0 ° 29.0 °
clock 18:11 27.2 ° 26 °
clock 18:20 27.0 ° 25 °


Hm

2 ° difference between heated and unheated cup after 20 minutes? Whether this is worth it really? Maybe he prefers a traditional warmer with candle. Or drink the hot drink faster, so it is not only cold.

Monday, March 19, 2007

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revanchist Digression: world domination For Tourism

The German TUI will merge with the British First Choice, after last week announcing the Karstadt subsidiary Thomas Cook, also with the British Mytravel go together to do. This should German tour operators are able to dictate rules to the market as far as possible.


So we can definitely what we are striving for years: German domination of all hotel swimming pools in the world. No more British towels on our controlled lawn chairs! Yeeesssss! I won!

Sunday, March 18, 2007

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According to the Saturday edition of the scholarly journal IMAGE, German scientists have decided that we'll soon have time to fly to the moon. The headline "Hooray, we German flying to the moon" is so grossly Brasig that I do not know if I think about it to laugh or cry. Probably cry more.


As if our so sensitive national little soul it had so desperately needed, something to shoot for the moon. But well, we take a look at it as a given. Then I had a very large request to the DLR: Please reserve a place in the capsule for Kai Diekmann . Only the way there please, one can bring back some rocks.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

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The Moon And Back TKKG I cry no tears behind

A week ago, died of TKKG author Stefan Wolf . I have never agreed to this series great. That was all too smooth, too sterile. No comparison to the?, With their caravans and hidden in the scrap to the Dauerabo a Rolls-Royce had a style of lead that could reach the young doctors stick skewers TKKG never.


Moreover - and this was really the key for me - I never understood how this young age of 13 in the 9th Class could go. In a normal German school career (school enrollment at age six) will be in the 9th 16th class Something of incredible ...

Friday, March 16, 2007

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It is spring, the phones fledge

Urgent note for 2008: From mid-March, especially good care of your mobile phone. After I went last year lost about the same season two mobile phones, I do the same thing happened again today.


Also: Same procedure as last year. You know how it works: Please no immediate text message or phone calls to the known number. We'll notify you as soon as the original state is restored.


If someone has a T610 or T630 lying around one have he no longer needed, I am delighted with unique offers ...

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fastest in New Zealand? An unusual

I just found a fascinating Web site: If the Earth were a sandwich . For those who always wanted schonmal know exactly what is on the other side of the world. Very practical.


The shortest way to my friend B. So, from Cordoba in Spain the A431 to go west, to the small town of Posadas. There, a little west of the center dig just yet, dig, dig, and - hardly that I know it - I'm the old kindergarten friend in the garden.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

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Heise reported that the Zune player from Microsoft is now also in Germany. Spontaneous thought: Can someone please him at the airport? But only when it's no trouble. Thank you.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

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How could I even almost got in the face

What one does not want me after the years and what in retrospect appears quite bizarre, was the call I was against the morning after the first night with her. Unusual time in the morning at seven, the young man at the other end I did not know. You know: it was her ex-boyfriend, from whom she had separated a few weeks ago. He lived in the same dorm as she could see her from his room all night and was eaten up with worry, because with her about not the light of the evening and later was considered. From somewhere he had organized my number and asked about the morning after their well-being. Have the listeners passed.


wanted a few weeks later I visit them in their parents got me a ride on the bulletin board in their city. The driver said when starting out, we still have to pick up a passenger, he lived in the dorm nearby. It was her dorm. My heart harm. The ex-boyfriend came out of their city, often went home for the weekend.


How should it be different: Almost from the moment we knew it, we were sitting - only separated by a third person - on the narrow back seat of a golf or polo or something. We did not officially. He saw me, he remembered some things from the face and called the other's name. I was like, "We have talked on the phone schonmal. I was happened later that I even one more word would have gotten a costume beating. Lucky. Luck that the driver - nothing of the delicate nature of the unexpected situation - Not so said something like ". Oh, Alexander travels to your town, he visited his girlfriend there." Eieiei.